A Piece of Bitcoin/Internet History

eatabowlofdicks
  • @slipkn9t: thanks for answering....explains the timezone discrepancy we have going on here waiting in the US. I believe BitchCoin is from the US too, as his manpussy is oozing severely over this.

Jun-24 2011 10:46.
BitchCoin Express
  • Yeah but your nickname wasn't showing till you just changed it.

    Eatabowl had no way to to reply to you as @slipkn6t becuae you hadn't posted yet as that name.

    The only conclusion, you are one in the same.

Jun-24 2011 10:48.
slipkn6t
  • I changed my nickname after I first posted here (about getting accepted) about 20 minutes ago. That's why I now have 2 nicknames in this forum, It's a bug :D

    nevermind

Jun-24 2011 10:48.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @ BitchCoin wow you are really on some shit. Some of us are connected to the internet in a different way than you are. We don't have the same computer you do. I am from the US, and slipkn6t is from RU.

    Really you need to put down the crackpipe you're getting way too excited.

Jun-24 2011 10:51.
BitchCoin Express
  • Bug or not, he had zero way to refer to you as Slipkn6t before the name ever appeared....

    unless, you're one in the same. It's cool, you just got caught...own it.

     

    Anyhow, there will be no functional MTGOX in an hour.

    Possibly a limited sign in with no real functions, or what I really suspect will be a big "Nothing"

     

Jun-24 2011 10:52.
George Miller
  • @BitchCoin you mad?

Jun-24 2011 10:54.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @BitchCoin I'm lmao. You are one crazy motherfucker. What if there is a MTGOX in 1hour? What if you can login? (Long Pause)

Jun-24 2011 10:55.
slipkn6t
  • bitchcoin express, stop posting BS please :D

Jun-24 2011 10:56.
BitchCoin Express
  • Yes I am in the USA also, and it doesn't matter if he on mars for that matter....

    You had no way to respond to his post as Slipn6kt before he posted it!

Jun-24 2011 10:56.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @George Miller he mad.

Jun-24 2011 10:56.
George Miller
  • BitchCoin is a very fitting name imo.

Jun-24 2011 10:57.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @BitchCoin

     I'll tell you exactly how I did it - I typed my reply into the box here, and hit Save comment. Sorta like you're doing but not as annoying. You are paranoid as all hell my man. Go take a few bong rips.

Jun-24 2011 10:57.
George Miller
  • @eatabowlofdicks sometimes when i do a few bong rips i BECOME paranoid :(

Jun-24 2011 10:58.
BitchCoin Express
  • @eatabowl @Slipkn6t

    Maybe we all just a little edgy over this MTGOX bullshit, more than the loss of money, this all really pisses me off because I put in a lot of time and effort into collecting GPU's, setting all this up, learning the game so to speak and because Mark Fucknuts crap, here we are..........

Jun-24 2011 10:59.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @George Miller he is one of a kind here. The forum's weeping kiester; always complaining and freaking out like a flimsy little girl. @BitchCoin when MtGox goes back up, can you die? Please?

Jun-24 2011 10:59.
firexware
  • @EVERYONE:

    EVERY 3 SECONDS I GET A NEW EMAIL FROM THIS THING. IT IS ALWAYS YOU GUYS BITCHING AT EACH OTHER. WHY NOT START A CONSTRUCTIVE CONVERSATION SO I HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO READ. PERHAPS TALK ABOUT HOW SERVICES LIKE MT. GOX GO AGAINST BITCOIN'S FUNDAMENTAL GOAL, TO BE ABSOLUTELY DECENTRALIZED, AND HOW CENTRALIZATION IS KILLING BITCOIN (E.G. POOLS BEING DDOSed AND WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MT. GOX)

    OTHERWISE STFU BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL WASTING YOUR TIME.

Jun-24 2011 11:00.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @GeorgeMiller I meant to BitchCoin, but then again - he may have smoked himself loopy.

Jun-24 2011 11:00.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @firexware TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING CAPSLOCK KTHNX. UNSUBSCRIBE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET EMAILS, YOU FUCK!

Jun-24 2011 11:01.
eatabowlofdicks
  • Anyway, glad to hear people are starting to get post-recovery emails. @slipkn6t, thanks again for breaking this to us.

Jun-24 2011 11:03.
George Miller
  • @BitchCoin in all seriousness, your frustration is understandable, but throwing fits in the comments won't get you very far.  everyone is in the same boat that had coins or cash tied up here.  you're not a unique snowflake.  getting a couple rigs up to mine doesn't entitle you to spew a bunch of guess work bullshit around.

Jun-24 2011 11:03.
BitchCoin Express
  • Just go to your profile and click UNSUBSCRIBE and you will stop getting emails

     

    @eatabowl @Slipkn6t

    Maybe we all just a little edgy over this MTGOX bullshit, more than the loss of money, this all really pisses me off because I put in a lot of time and effort into collecting GPU's, setting all this up, learning the game so to speak and because of Mark Fucknuts crap, here we are..........

     

    Seriously, I don't mea to give anyone shit, just misplaced fucking RAGE at Mark K....
Jun-24 2011 11:03.
firexware
  • no i will not turn of my caps lock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun-24 2011 11:05.
George Miller
  • Interesting discussion: Any thoughts on what kind of price movement we could see in the first hour of trading?

Jun-24 2011 11:05.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @fixeware then have yourself a nice Hot Bowl Of Dicks.

Jun-24 2011 11:05.
BitchCoin Express
  • @George,

    The only thing I apologize for is attacking eatabowl and slipn6kt....

     

    The links to the Japanese Consulate, What they said and the verification several others stands on it's own. I do not believe for a second MTGOX will open.

Jun-24 2011 11:06.
firexware
  • test( ignore this I think I broke the comment thing)
Jun-24 2011 11:06.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @GeorgeMiller I'm not sure we'll see major spikes of any sort since most people will be logging in and scrutinizing their own math. But it is an interesting discussion. Nobody can be sure, for sure.

Jun-24 2011 11:06.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @fixeware no, you just choked on a Hot Bowl Of Dicks.

Jun-24 2011 11:07.
Adam
  • @firexwire, I agree with you. High Five!

Jun-24 2011 11:08.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @BitchCoin I feel your pain man, but you are flipping your wig something out of a horror movie. You have to calm down. You'll live longer. Yes I want the same things you want. My shit back from MtGox. Yes I'm upset with Mark. But I am just going to exercise patience. We all should.

Jun-24 2011 11:09.
Adam
  • Wow, the people who trade Bitcoins are so mature and friendly!

    Happy Thursday Shitheads,

    <3

Jun-24 2011 11:11.
vickie totherow
  • WOW it says I have 250,000 bitcions in my account I was suppose to only have 250 ??????????????

Jun-24 2011 11:12.
Adam
  • Judging by most of these comments, I'm guessing a few of you aren't even old enough to have your own bank accounts.

    Shut your fucking keyboard fingered mouths.

Jun-24 2011 11:12.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @Adam Eat A Hot Bowl Of Dicks. Don't try to share with @firexware he'll bite your hand. Shithead.

Jun-24 2011 11:13.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @Adam get the fuck off my internet lawn, you afterbirth

Jun-24 2011 11:14.
Adam
  • @eatabowlofdicks, your comment is irrelevant.

Jun-24 2011 11:15.
Dj D Bledsoe
  • i logged in just to say thanks for the entertainment while we wait.

    LET THE FLAMES CONTINUE....... I AM ENJOYING IT :P

    I could use some flames myself, my gpu's aren't heating my place like they normally do for some reason......

Jun-24 2011 11:16.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @Adam your life is irrelevant. Your first post was a clear indicator that you are in the midst of Eating A Hot Bowl Of Dicks. I will leave you.

Jun-24 2011 11:17.
BitchCoin Express
  • @Adam

    If you don't like our fucking friendliness the get the fuck out! LOL...........

    I'm kicking back drinking a cold one waiting for ths bullshit!

     

    I guess what pisses me off, like a lot of you, is that in addition to the money, we all built this shit like kids with some really cool toys...

    The shit I took from the ol' lady for buying a 6990 and the extra crap i took for the 5770's and 5850's from ebay......

    Then a supposed guru hacker makes an elementary security mistake that screws us all........

     

    Yep, I am a little fucking pissed........yeah Mark, bring your ass back to SF just for a day. (Mark is from SF)

Jun-24 2011 11:18.
Adam
  • @eatabowlofdicks

    You aren't old enough to pay property taxes, you don't own any lawns.

    You might have been given a tricycle for your birthday, if you were lucky.

    Go back to Reddit / 4chan...

Jun-24 2011 11:20.
BitchCoin Express
  • I thnk I am going to change my name to "AnotherBowlofDicks",,,,,,,,,,,,,LOL

    OMG Drinkin' and Postin'..................

Jun-24 2011 11:20.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @Adam are you done with your Hot Bowl Of Dicks? I think you need another one. I am old enough to be your fucking grandfather; while you thought you had a pubic hair until you pissed out of it. Reality. Problem?

Jun-24 2011 11:21.
BitchCoin Express
  • @Adam

    What's wrong with 4Chan, you're featured there!

Jun-24 2011 11:22.
Rhklein89
  • @vickie totherow

Jun-24 2011 11:22.
Rhklein89
  • How were you able to log on to your account?  Please list the website or link.  THX

Jun-24 2011 11:23.
Matthew McDevitt
  • I still haven't received my e-mail saying my account is good to go, even though I was one of the FIRST to claim my account. Please advise!

Jun-24 2011 11:23.
Adam
  • @BitchCoinExpress

    is actually funny and clever, I like him.
    @EatABowlofDicks

    You're not entertaining me at all.

    Hopefully "your" Bitcoins aren't missing from your mommy's MtGox account. None of us wants you to get grounded.

Jun-24 2011 11:23.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @Rhklein89 obviously she's joking.

Jun-24 2011 11:24.
slipkn6t
  • Bitchcoin Express, 6990 is far from being the best hardware for mining bitcoins. I would go for 2x 5850 + overclock themto 900+ mhz (and that's what I almost did, I bought 5850 + 5870) which are 2 times cheaper.

Jun-24 2011 11:24.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @Adam I'm not here to entertain you. I'm just here to let you know you need yet - another hot bowl of dicks. You really need to shut the fuck up coming in here pissing on everyone.

Jun-24 2011 11:25.
George Miller
  • @Adam ... you mad?

Jun-24 2011 11:25.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @Matthew McDevitt

Jun-24 2011 11:25.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @George Miller  - he mad.

Jun-24 2011 11:26.
eatabowlofdicks
  • @Matthew McDevitt

Jun-24 2011 11:26.
eatabowlofdicks
  • I have broken the comment machine.

Jun-24 2011 11:26.
baxx
  • YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MtGox is open !!!!!!!!! I have my monay and bitcoins back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun-24 2011 11:27.
Rdinsmore
  • I still get redirected here

Jun-24 2011 11:28.
BitchCoin Express
  • @baxx

     

    LOL............You just made about 50 people run for MtGox LOL...............

     

Jun-24 2011 11:28.
Adam
  • @GeorgeMiller

    not at all, I just finished downloading Chinga La Migra a few seconds ago, so I'm gonna go read through that for a few hours probably

    You kids have fun hitting each other with your lunch boxes like "adults"

    ;)

Jun-24 2011 11:28.
Asuka
  • @Rhklein89

Jun-24 2011 11:29.
slipkn6t
  • baxx, mtgox.com still redirects me to this page. How did you get to mtgox.com without being redirected?

Jun-24 2011 11:29.
BitchCoin Express
  • @slipkn6t

     

    It was bullshit.

Jun-24 2011 11:30.
Asuka
  • @Rhklein89

    and as far as being able to log in at the right time...  I believe that it will be late again.  He hasn't been on time for anything he has promised so far.

Jun-24 2011 11:30.
Asuka
  • more people got trolled it seems :P

Jun-24 2011 11:31.
George Miller
  • Adam gets his hypocrite on while trying to let everyone know he's 'down' with the net culture since he DLed a LulzSec release.  Sadz.

Jun-24 2011 11:31.
Dennis
  • Really, after the previous 9 attempts to put a time frame on it, i thought they would make this one

Jun-24 2011 11:31.
baxx
  • Joke...

Jun-24 2011 11:32.
slipkn6t Jun-24 2011 11:34.
vickie totherow
  • WOW I have of extra bitcoins in my account,, anyone else get extra coins??

Jun-24 2011 11:36.
slipkn6t
  • I have 300k btc, is it a bug? Going to sell them for $0.01 soon :D

Jun-24 2011 11:37.
baxx
  • <@MagicalTuX> taking way too long to validate all the pending applications
    <@MagicalTuX> I can not do this this week...
    <@MagicalTuX> but I can change your dollars to bitcoins and pay 1 penny per bitcoin for you all

Jun-24 2011 11:39.
vickie totherow
  • ITS OPENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Jun-24 2011 11:42.
vickie totherow
  • YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jun-24 2011 11:42.
Rdinsmore
  • so not 3, but when?

Jun-24 2011 11:43.
Asuka
  • who knows...

Jun-24 2011 11:43.
Dennis
  • Stop fucking with me i hit refresh every time you say that actually thinking its open even though in the back of my head i tell my self NO dont do it its a trick damn it!

Jun-24 2011 11:43.
BitchCoin Express
  • Originally Posted in another Forum by BitRebel

    Mark's Conversation with the FBI

    Mark: Hi Mr FBI agent… My Name is Mark from Mt Gox…

    FBI: What does it stand for?

    Mark: Oh, it stand for Magic the Gathering Online Exchange.

    FBI: What the fuck is that?

    Mark: Well, it’s really irrelevant to anything. I’m here to report a theft from a hacking break-in.

    FBI: What happened?

    Mark: Well, I run this online bitcoin exchange…

    FBI: What the fuck is that?

    Mark: Well, bitcoins are a form of digital currency that is not really currency.

    FBI: Well, if it’s not currency, then what is it?

    Mark: It’s a series of encrypted numbers that keep transactions between people anonymous. Nobody can know who bought or spent them.

    FBI: Yes, go on… please keep talking…

    Mark: So, you see, I run this exchange from Japan, and someone logged in from Hong Kong and tried to make a huge sell off of 500,000 bitcoins at once.

    FBI: and who owned these bitcoins?

    Mark: We don’t really know, because it’s anonymous.

    FBI: Okay, go on. Keep talking…

    Mark: So, then this person we suspect of being the hacker, Kevin, had placed a buy right after the hacker logged in and tried to make his sell off.

    FBI: And what evidence do you have that Kevin is the hacker?

    Mark: None, it’s just that if we don’t have anyone to blame, then we have to payout the full 500,000 bitcoins from our own purse.

    FBI: Were these accounts protected somehow?

    Mark: No, not really.

    FBI: What is the current value of the bitcoins stolen?

    Mark: No way to really know for sure.

    FBI: How do we know you didn’t steal them from yourselves or other members, and try to sell them all off, thus laundering them through your own exchange, and buying them back up at .01 each, allowing you to make off with 500,000 bitcoins worth 2 million dollars, but Kevin came in and made equal buy orders, thus cutting your stolen profits in half?

    Mark: Well, we can’t really prove that we didn’t, but Kevin logged in 5 minutes after the hacker did!

    FBI: Come with us, please.

    Bye Bye, Mt Gox!

Jun-24 2011 11:45.
S G
  • I don't think it's open yet but I did recieve email with the following statement:

    Your request (#****) has been deemed solved.

    Hello,

    Before 3:00 GMT on Friday June 24th you will receive an email from us advising that either

    A) Your claim was successful and you can login to Mt.Gox once the site is up.

    or,

    B) We require more information to process and authorize your claim.

    We appreciate your continued patience as we work to get everything back online.

    Thanks,

    MtGox.com Team

Jun-24 2011 11:47.
BitchCoin Express
  • @S G

    That translates into "Go Eat A Bowl of Dicks"   LOL..............

Jun-24 2011 11:48.
MagicalTux
  • Will be open in 10 minutes. Thanks for your patience

Jun-24 2011 11:51.
BitchCoin Express
  • @MagicalTux

    Nice try, but fake

Jun-24 2011 11:52.
S G
  • k..

Jun-24 2011 11:52.
Asuka
  • yeah definitely fake... since mark posts under his actual full name here.

Jun-24 2011 11:53.
Dennis
  • Did any one scroll up and see he changed the messege:

     

    [Update June 24 - 02:39 GMT] Postponing the Relaunch 24 hours.

    We're seeing that the amount of claims that need review is much higher than what we had anticipated, and consequently it is taking us considerably more time to process the claims.

    We want to be as accurate as possible when approving claim forms to ensure accounts are issued back to the original account holders, so we humbly ask for continued patience while we work through the outstanding claims. If we were to stick to the launch time of 3:00 GMT the majority of accounts will still not have access to Mt.Gox at the reopening.  We want to ensure as many users as possible have equal access when we are ready to open the site again.

    Email confirmation and rejections have started going out. If you received a "rejection" email, please go through the claim process again  at claim.mtgox.com and add additional account information such as the account numbers of the services you used to deposit along with the amounts.

    We understand many of you are eager to get access to your account, and we are doing our best to ensure this happens as quickly and with as much confidence as possible. 

    We will relaunch the site on June 25 at 3:00 GMT. Trading will resume at 4:00 GMT (same day).

    Thank you for your patience and understanding, we are look forward to getting through the claims and continue trading as soon as possible. 

Jun-24 2011 11:56.
Labwiz
  • @Asuka

    Yeah anyone can change their name to anything, even duplicate another.

Jun-24 2011 11:56.
Jeff Harris
  • [Update June 24 - 02:39 GMT] Postponing the Relaunch 24 hours.

Jun-24 2011 11:56.
MagicalTux
  • Please forgive us.

Jun-24 2011 11:57.
Dennis
  • Wah Wah Wah  :(  They blew the time frame again, actual i think they double blew it because on the ustream he said FOR SURE it will be up by friday at the latest lol.  

Jun-24 2011 11:57.
BitchCoin Express
  • I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO.........................

    I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO.........................

    I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO.........................

    I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO.........................

     

     

Jun-24 2011 11:58.
MagicalTux
  • We need more time to get all your money in safe place.

Jun-24 2011 11:58.
Dennis
  • Shafted again

Jun-24 2011 11:59.
Tran Vu Duc
  • Another day to wait...I'm running out of patience :(.

Jun-24 2011 12:01.
Rassah
  • WOOT! I think the BEST news about this is that now BitchCoin can be satisfied that his 96BTC were stolen, and GO THE F*** AWAY, happily smug about being right.

Jun-24 2011 12:01.
Jeff Harris
  • Now that's a giant shit sandwich. Of course, this only one hour between "site open" and "trading begins" isn't a very big window for those who are traveling, caring for others, or otherwise unavailable. There will still be a lot of problems with accounts not having what someone thinks they should have and what is listed, so that magical hour will probably get pushed back some more.

    Latest countdown timer: http://timeanddate.com/counters/customcounter.html?msg=Mt.+Gox+reop...

    @BitchCoin Express:

Jun-24 2011 12:03.
wyatt zipper
  • @Bitcoin Guess you were right pal, i have no more faith its starting to smell like brazilian pussy and cocaine

Jun-24 2011 12:04.
Rectal Bleeding
  • I've gotten very used to TradeHill at this point.  Do you mean to tell me that the number of verified accounts still wouldn't be larger than what Tradehill has?  Or is it not "fair" to let only some people back in? 

    You know what's not fair? Telling users you've f*ed in the *ss for the past week that you'd be ready for business at an exact time and then pulling the rug out from underneath them again.

    I don't know what incentive you have NOT to just take our money and bitcoins and find an island and sip mohitos. 

    I will never make a trade on Mt Gox again. 

Jun-24 2011 12:08.
Dennis
  • Mojitos are tastey

Jun-24 2011 12:15.
slipkn6t
  • Jeff Harri, thanks for the countdown timer for just another postponing.

Jun-24 2011 12:17.
Dennis
  • @Wyatt why would you compare the situation to Brazilian pussy and cocaine?  Neither are a bad thing? and the whole mt gox thing is getting a little shitty right now

Jun-24 2011 12:17.
Ace
  • Mt Gox will you run your fingers through my hair?  Will you whisper sweet nothings in my ear?  Mt Gox will you kiss me?

    I like to be kissed when SOMEONE'S DOING SEX TO ME!!

Jun-24 2011 12:18.
 

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